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AuthorTopic: Cheating Wife (Read 5 times)
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Cheating Wife
« Result #1 on Mar 17, 2009, 12:56am »		[Quote]
Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?"

Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."

"Three? Well, when were they?" he asked.

"Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?"

"Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how the doctor came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"

"I can't believe it! Becky, you should do such a thingfor me, to save my l ife. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. So, all right then, when was number 3?"

"Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short..?"
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AuthorTopic: The Beat Salesman in the World (Read 8 times)
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The Beat Salesman in the World
« Result #2 on Mar 17, 2009, 12:47am »		[Quote]

Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay."


　　" I' m a great salesman." Harry told himself." I can sell anything. I'll go in and ask for that job."


　　He went into the building and spoke to the manager.


　　"I'm the best salesman in the world," he said. "Give me the job. "


　　"You must prove you're the best," the manager said.


　　"I'll pass every test you give me." Harry told him.


　　"Good."


　　The manager took a box of candy out of his desk .


　　"Last week, I bought a thousand boxes of this candy. If you can sell them all before the end of the week, you can have the job.


　　"That's easy," Harry said.


　　He took the box of candy and left the office.


　　Every day and all day, he went from shop to shop, trying to sell boxes of the candy .


　　He couldn't sell one.


　　The candy was so bad he couldn't even give it away.


　　At the end of the week he went back to the manager.


　　"I'm sorry, sir, " he said," I was wrong about myself . I'm not the best salesman in the world, but I know who is.


　　"Oh," said the manager. "Who?"


　　"The person who sold you a thousand boxes of this candy, " Harry said.

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AuthorTopic: As a Man Soweth (Read 5 times)
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« Result #3 on Mar 2, 2009, 3:57am »		[Quote]

When I was in junior high, the eighth-grade bully punched me in the stomach. Not only did it hurt and make me angry,wow gold but the embarrassment and humiliation were almost intolerable. I wanted desperately to even the score! I planned to meet him by the bike racks the next day and let him have it.

For some reason, I told my plan to Nana, my grandmother -- big mistake. She gave me one of her hour-long lectures (that woman could really talk).wow power leveling The lecture was a total drag, but among other things, I vaguely remember her telling me that I didn¨t need to worry about him. She said, ＾Good deeds beget good results, and evil deeds beget bad results.￣ I told her, in a nice way, of course, that I thought she was full of it. I told her that I did good things all the time, and all I got in return was ＾baloney!￣ (I didn¨t use that word.) She stuck to her guns, though. She said, ＾Every good deed will come back to you someday, and every bad thing you do will also come back to you.￣

It took me 30 years to understand the wisdom of her words. Nana was living in a board-and-care home in Laguna Hills, California. Each Tuesday,wow power leveling I came by and took her out to dinner. I would always find her neatly dressed and sitting in a chair right by the front door. I vividly remember our very last dinner together before she went into the convalescent hospital. We drove to a nearby simple little family-owned restaurant. I ordered pot roast for Nana and a hamburger for myself. The food arrived and as I dug in, I noticed that Nana wasn¨t eating. She was just staring at the food on her plate.wow power leveling Moving my plate aside, I took Nana¨s plate, placed it in front of me, and cut her meat into small pieces. I then placed the plate back in front of her. As she very weakly, and with great difficulty, forked the meat into her mouth, I was struck with a memory that brought instant tears to my eyes. Forty years previously, as a little boy sitting at the table.wow gold Nana had always taken the meat on my plate and cut it into small pieces so I could eat it.

It had taken 40 years, but the good deed had been repaid. Nana was right. We reap exactly what we sow. ＾Every good deed you do wow gold will someday come back to you.￣

What about the eighth-grade bully?
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AuthorTopic: RUNESCAPE AUTOMINER (BOTS) (Read 348 times)
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« Result #4 on Mar 26, 2006, 2:01am »		[Quote]
hi you noobs i found another glitch free freaking rune im loaded woth cash curently im trying to buy party hats no noobs have and get on a email and email me @ juarezgordo@yahoo.com tell me your name and pass ill fill your acount with full rune 1k of sets at a time and no noobs they mostly look for level 3 through 20 so if your under that then your out of luck c gota fill acounts bye
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AuthorTopic: RUNESCAPE AUTOMINER (BOTS) (Read 348 times)
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« Result #5 on Mar 16, 2006, 11:18am »		[Quote]
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AuthorTopic: RUNESCAPE AUTOMINER (BOTS) (Read 348 times)
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Re: RUNESCAPE AUTOMINER (BOTS)
« Result #6 on Mar 4, 2006, 9:05pm »		[Quote]
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PS: plz plz plz gimme an auto miner i beg of thee :'( :'(
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AuthorTopic: RUNESCAPE AUTOMINER (BOTS) (Read 348 times)
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« Result #7 on Feb 22, 2006, 9:24pm »		[Quote]
:-/lol u guys r so pos get a life all you noobs! you think imkinding look me up...s d c! im lvl 123 and every skill is 85+ so buy noobs! : >:(
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Re: RUNESCAPE AUTOMINER (BOTS)
« Result #8 on Feb 19, 2006, 9:32pm »		[Quote]
suck my nuts boys
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« Result #9 on Feb 19, 2006, 9:32pm »		[Quote]
:P ;Du r a nut and zezima shutup fat bm noob rofl
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« Result #10 on Feb 2, 2006, 5:07pm »		[Quote]
>:( your a noob u friken loser
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